We did it! What was a horrible drunk idea by me one night after an awful open mic, came to fruition in one of the greatest nights in Las Vegas Comedy History! About three months ago Booya and I were sitting at the bar and I said we should have a Comedy Slumber Party and from the moment on Booya worked his ass of and made it happen. If you have never been to Boomers it is a little shitty bar tucked away between a bunch of old abandon warehouses just west of the Las Vegas strip.  It is a bar you should probably never go to, but it holds a special place in all of our hearts, because for most of us it is the place we started doing stand up comedy.  When I first moved to Vegas it was the only open mic and it was something I looked forward to every week.  Boomers has been the host of many fist fights, comedy roasts, blow jobs on stage, 1000,000 awful what happens in Vegas jokes, and some of the craziest performances by some of the weirdest and most talented people in the world.

Boomers was acctually cancelled for a couple years because some asshole (ME) through a full glass of beer at an audience member and broke a mirror. OOPS!  I always regretted doing this because I felt like I deprived a lot of the young comics the chance to lose their Comedy virginity at the House of Boom!

But on May 21st we returned to Boomers for one magical night.  Booya set up a great night, that had different comics host each hour, with every comic being gaurunteed they will at least get to perform once, breakfest was delivered at 8am, and we were going to take a group photo of all the vegas comics at 4 am!!  It was a late arriving crowd with alot of people showing up around 2am.  I was scheduled to host from 3am to 4am and I was determined to make my hour unforgetable.  One problem around 2:50 I realized I had to shit sooooo bad. So I went into one of the grossest bathrooms in the western United States and began getting all of my unfunny out. Thats when it began to get weird…. all of a sudden I was attacked by 40 balloon dicks? That was definatly a first.

I finally finished pooping around 3:07 and stomped in and took the mic right out of Matt Markmans hand and kicked him off stage. He hosted the hour before me and had really brought some energy to the room and I wanted to keep the momentun going. I immediatly promised during my hour somebody would perform naked, a girl would come on stage and show her tits, and everybody in my hour would not do there same old bullshit material….you had toget crazy to be a part of my show. And my hour did not dissapoint I had a ton of hilarious comics on stage and saw two of the biggest black boobs god has ever created. One problem…it was now 3:52 and nobody had performed naked! I knew what I had to do…so I went back on stage and got naked and began to try to fluff myself to try to get my dick to look somewhat impressive…it was very cold in the room and I was drunk….so nothing was really happening.  So my brillant plan was just to grab the very top of the shaft and pull the shit out of it so it looked like I had this huge shaft in my hand. I just let my balls hang because they are massive and very impressive…and I came out and finished my set to a wild crowd of laughs and moans and groans. I asked that nobody take pics…but that was a complete waste of time. Am I funnier naked…maybe… but if you didnt see it that night you probably will never get another chance.  I then got dressed and we took an awesome photo that I know we will all never forget. A few Vegas comics didnt show up and I will never understand why. The only thing I can say is you missed a night of comradery, drinks, laughs, nudity,fights, and egg McMuffins.  The next thing I knew I was walking out of the bar waste into the bright sun, which only happens in Vegas and is NEVER  a good idea. I want to thank all the comics that came out, I always tell everybody that Vegas has the worst comedy scene, but it also has some of the nicest, supportive, and funniest comics in the country. THANK YOU BOOMERS!